A Mouthful of Sharp, Metal Objects

I got my teeth cleaned today. Hooray! I drove home licking my smooth enamel and checking my pearly whites in the rear view mirror (I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this), but my mind was on writing. Specifically: critiquing. (Yes, yes, I know...)

Okay, a trip to the dentist isn't my idea of a good time, but I love meeting new people and sometimes it's interesting to hear somebody new "behind the mask" as it were. A good hygienist won't ask you any questions while you're stuck in her chai...