Like Crack (My Nefarious Plan)

This is my plan *BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*. It's my theory that a
serial's success is dependent on how addictive it is. So I am taking
a little time to study successful drug dealers.





You think I'm kidding?





Well, okay, mostly I'm kidding. Except
not really. Because it makes sense.










And see, once you READ this ill make sense *shifty*


FIRST, I offer up a sampling for
free... a BIG sample. It has to be enough to hook somebody, after
all... So I plan on offering this puppy (only it's not really a
puppy—it's a 100-page book) to ANYBODY WHO WANTS IT.





Got that? You want to read it? It's
FREE! Now Kindle won't let me ALWAYS have it free—they are
stinkers that way. But they WILL let me have some free DAYS, so for
each successive book, I will give the first away, but I am going
farther... I am just offering it up to alla y'all here... you want it?
Just tell me. And as soon as it's ready, I will send it to you.





I am starting a LIST—so just gimme
your email --my email link here works if you'd rather send it privately than posting  (unless you know I have it already—then just shout).









I will ALSO ask you to officially
download it on that first free day, just so it goes into my numbers
(and so if you want to review, you are a 'verified' reader... And I
WOULD appreciate reviews on it... But I am not requiring it. I just
wanna HOOK YOU! *cough*










See how glamorous you'll be!


The NEXT drug dealer lesson is then not
letting it be too long between doses, or you will get through
withdrawal and may not NEED the next one. So Book 2 will be just 2
weeks after book 1... And then Book 3 just 3 weeks after that. I am
hoping by that point to have you all good and addicted and then I can
set you up in a brothel... wait. No, wrong story.









And HEADS UP!







Reserve the date! September 5 is
MINE—a wee blog fest if you don't mind... I will put the details up
on Wednesday.