My Day In Jeopardy

So today I tried out for Jeopardy, and I learned some important things. These include:You should not phrase your response in the form of a rhetorical question.Channeling the old "Jeopardy" sketch from Saturday Night Live and shouting "Shuck it, Trebek!" is a bad idea."Videogames you worked on" is unlikely to be added as a category any time soon.You are not allowed to jam the buzzer against another competitor in order to make it go off faster."Why are you asking me this?", "Who cares?" and...