Meanwhile, on the dark side of the forceJ

J: Can I help you?

Customer: [looking scornfully at books:] I DOUBT you would have anything that would interest ME.

J: I see. And why would that be?

C: Because I am a THELEKITE - a follower of Aleister Crowley!

J: So...do your rituals only work on windy days?

C: ....sorry?

J: It's Thelemite...

Cue swift exit of customer.