If only I could paint you a picture!

I really want to draw a sign that says:  Eli Whiteside One-Woman Fan Club – and Andres Torres and Jonathan Sanchez.  And I want to post it right here!

But I don't have an 'effin' clue how to draw online!  I"m tired and goofy and happy my team won.  Yay for my baseball team!

Don't you wonder how God chooses sides?  I mean, whenever you watch a football movie whichever team is featured is always praying that God will be on their side and I want to know why, exactly, should God choose your...