Very Dirty Stories Updates - June 2013
The fix is in! At least for these naughty erotica titles! We're working hard to update formats to take advantage of Kindle Fire technology as well as move the heat needle on our Very Dirty Stories!
What the hell is the difference? You really want to know? Starting in May we got real with a few of our early ebooks and raised the bar. Lukewarm? BRING THE HEAT! Typos? NOT ACCEPTABLE! Subtlety? GET THE FUCK OUT! Ok, admittedly some stories still have subtlety. I can't help it. I was written that way.
What's the big deal? We have to tell you because unless you ask Amazon Customer Service for your free update to the latest and greatest, you get left behind with the old and out of date. Yay, ebooks for being FREE to update! If only it was easier to get the free updates to you!
The long and short of it, here's the list of ebooks that have been updated to what we refer to as the BA edition. If you own these then you can use the Amazon customer service link in your browser (and sometimes right on your Kindle) to request the update. Just so you know, some of these books even come with an additional story. Because why shouldn't a new edition have more sexy? Get in on the action! It's worth it!
Some brief notes for everyone payng attention!
Very Dirty Stories #4: "Window Scene (A Jenny Story)" is a brand new Jenny story for all you fans of this sexy blonde. Look, we all knew Tom couldn't have been a lady killer all his life. Jenny just happened to be the unhappily married woman that broke down a lot of his own inhibitions while taking what she wanted. Didn't you ever wonder why he wanders in and out of her life? The good news is that the truth is very sexy and full of woman power!
Very Dirty Stories #6: "The Costume Party (A Jenny Story)" always had a big lead in but a very subtle finale. Look, Holly said she'd kill me if I ever outed her fun taunting Tom while married to her first husband. But as we get older, we all relax a bit about past infidelities. This revised Jenny story has the naughty details and kicks off the series of Jenny and Holly stories that send Tom into a tailspin. Sexy, maybe even romantic but definitely the happy ending some people knew had happened!
Very Dirty Stories #48: "Object Confessions 10" was a new addition to this great Very Dirty Stories volume. We'd never intended for volumes ot have less than two stories, but it happened because of word count and idiocy on our part. So to make it up to readers we're adding content to give you double for your money. Of course some readers would argue that Object Confessions gives you a lot more bang for your buck! And this lady has a wonderful coach with dirty suggestions on orgasm recycling. Well, using glass is always good recycling, right? Wine bottles, a bit of Jameson, and the sort of intense pleasure that efines a hot confession for this summer!
Very Dirty Stories #55: "New Year's Kisses (A Jenny Story)" is a new Jenny story which follows "The Costume Party (A Jenny Story)". Tom wasn't the only one who greatly appreciated Jenny's smoking hot Mrs. Claus costume! Holly wants the blonde to come over for their New Year's party, but she's got to take care of business. When Tom walks in on her masturbating in the kitchen, his relationship with his married friend takes a new turn. It's slippery slope for them all!
Some women don't get the full attention of others. Abbey was a younger woman whom Tom enjoyed for a summer, but she slipped out of his reach and seemed to just vanish. We're left at the end of "How Far 4 (An Abbey Story)" with just a glimpse of where she ended up eighteen months after their summer romance. But there's more to both Abbey's story and what she remembers. Very Dirty Stories #73: "Sexy Flashbacks 1 (An Abbey Story)" is a new story that explores her sexy experiences after being with Tom, and how his desires still drive her sexual appetite.
Even More Very Dirty Stories Updates - June 2013
More real than Memorex! These naughty erotica titles got updates, too! Very Dirty Stories keep getting better and better!
Don't forget! Updates for existing owners are FREE! If you own these then you can use the Amazon customer service link in your browser (and sometimes right on your Kindle) to request the update. Get more sexy! It's worth it!
Some brief notes for anyone reading this far and not already getting sexy!
Very Dirty Stories #19: "Tom's Plan 4 (A Tom Story)" is a brand new story we toss in under Other Stories. In this case, it's just a matter of covering my ass if you know what I mean. The woman involved is the vengeful sort, and she was never super impressed when Tom got the notion in his head that he'd love to fist her ass. Where that led them was a place sometimes referred to as sexual misadventures. This is the sexy big dildos part of that story, and a considerable improvement on the less detailed version of the story arc orginally published!
As I just mentioned, Very Dirty Stories #28: "Tom's Plan 1 (A Tom Story)" was left very vague. That's a problem filed under "too vague to wank!" We're big believers there are solutions to all problems, and those solutions do not require self-injury most of the time. So with a careful eye to avoid any details that might give away the identity of the woman involved, this rewrite brings on a lot more of the heat without a well deserved spanking. Filed under Other Stories with a bit of an Object Confessions feel. Fisting, big toys, well... Tom has plans anyway!
The story arc continues with the freshly updated Very Dirty Stories #29: "Tom's Plan 2 (A Tom Story)." While his girlfriend seems to be going along with things, no woman ever really lets a man have total control. She's making it clear that vaginal penetration - even using the massive Swelled Head - is pleasurable and showing off a little pink is fine. But anal isn't the nirvana Tom should be seeking! Barking up the wrong tree happens, and this one is under Other Stories because she's probably still mad about the whole situation!
Very Dirty Stories #28: "Object Confessions 14" is a brand new addition! Booyah! Let me tell you why I love this Object Confessions story. Ok. One really awesome reason and then some thoughts. Fleshlight. When Sheila Stretch started talking about wearing a Fleshlight for sex, we were super excited. When this suggestion got passed along to a woman we've always adored for her lusty love of life, she misunderstood and started using the Fleshlight as a dildo with the hard plastic sleeve still on! Fast forward a little bit, and she's got one hell of a surprise in store for men who want casual sex after some drinks at the local club. The Fleshlight as a pussy surrogate? Yeah, Max got that idea from Sheila, passed it along, but this lady made it unbelievably sexy!
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