If you find yourself drinking whisky...

...out of a little teeny tiny mug that you used when you were 3 years old, you:

A) have a finely tuned sense of irony
B) need to put the whisky glasses somewhere a little more accessible
C) still need to drink away those hideously traumatic memories of recess
D) are too short to reach the top shelf, which is where the real whisky glasses are
E) are to be commended for not simply getting a very long straw and attacking the problem that way
F) will likely find yourself writing slightly tipsy blog pos...