Exercise is Bad For You

There's a scene in the movie Splash where the characters played by Tom Hanks and John Candy are playing squash, and Candy's character ends up taking himself out with a serve.

Friday night, Melinda and I played racquetball. It was the first time I had swung a racket in anger in about twenty five years. I had forgotten the rules, Melinda never knew them, and neither arnis training nor boffer sword swinging really prepares you for a good racquetball backhand.

There were no casualties, but if you w...