So what does Jane do?

She buys 3 more azaleas, with two not yet planted. And it's known what I plant dies, so she wants to do it.

We're idiots. But she wants rhodies and azaleas so badly, and we now know what's happened with the defunct ones. Turns out our water is alkaline.

Tomorrow, if I can get the chiropractor to return my call, she's going to the doc.