Everyone Around Here is Hot

French Friday 19 is, of course, dedicated to the fact that this city is loaded with attractive people. And I mean loaded. It makes you wonder if there’s an official system of zoning where only people of certain levels of attractiveness can live within certain parts of the city. I wouldn’t be surprised. Even my friends are all better looking than I am.

You might think this is a good thing, especially if you’re single and looking to mingle. Bad rhyme (forgive me). But this might not always be the case. In fact, sometimes it’s essentially the opposite of what you want. Video:



Thankfully I have managed to find a pharmacy manned by men, which is a good start. And to be fair, I haven’t had much trouble starting conversations on the metro or (occasionally) at movie theaters. I guess you just need to find places where women are stuck next to you for an extended period of time and hope for the best. Just don’t get creepy about it.