ABOUT 5% OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE SERIAL KILLERS

So I’ve had my blog for almost a year now and, aside from seriously pissing off some football fans and taking their outrage as attempts at flirtation, it’s been going pretty well.

But not the search terms. Although I enjoy the thrill of prodding around the darker corners of the internet as much as the next ill-adjusted 28 year old closet sexpest, the thought of these pet-murdering fingers entering their dark fetishes into Google and stumbling a website with pictures of me – well, it fails to please. In fact, I’m pretty sure that if my home address were on here, I would have been made into several pairs of humanskin gloves long before now.

So with that in mind, please enjoy my shortlisted entries for ‘Most Distressing Search Terms of 2012-2013, Most of Which Are About Fucking Animals’, interspersed with the appropriate pictures.

 

bestiality
kill all communists in america



angela merkel favourite colour
bakingmama blogspot
begone sex
bestiality blog
bestiality sex
bestiality sex cat
butchers organs



choose your own adventure tickle
choose your own adventure with pictures nude
colin powell getting whiter
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example of women missing out because of a nuclear family
fantasy bestiality
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how to insert eyes into vinyl head
john barrett sexo gay
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massive cock
poop your pants choose your own adventure
sex bestialy
sex priority animals
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sexy lizard



tuberculosis in the victorian vicarage
was the tower of babel in 1066
were poor people on streets considered as sinful in victorian times
www.red cultism.com
yarn dolls dressed as doctors

So there we have it. My personal favourite has to be “was the tower of babel in 1066″, which originated from Florida and displays a staggering level of failure in that state’s education system.

So there we have it. Will next year bring yet more bestophiles? Will the US South replace all history books with Bibles? And will a budding murderer find out where I live? Stay tuned!

- Fearfern

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