A Holiday next the Sea – Part I

[Before we begin, this is an open letter to holiday cottage proprietors everywhere:
When outfitting the guest bedrooms, it is not wise to use price as the only variable when selecting the mattress.
Skimp on the carpets, buy cheap furniture, purchase the lamps at the charity shop and no one is going to care, but force your guests to sleep on a bargain basement mattress and they will grow to resent you a little bit more during each long and restless night until, by week’s end, even though they ar...