I’m Just Not That Enthused About Meeting Rick Harrison of “Pawn Stars”

I keep seeing ads on Facebook talking about how I can come to the grand opening of Ed Bozarth’s Chevrolet dealership on Friday and meet Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. Frankly, Ed isn’t really moving me on this one. It may be as close as Auroroa (Colorado), and Rick seems like a cool guy, but I just don’t feel like going out to meet him.

Mind you, I’d rather meet Rick than his son (no offense to either Rick or Big Hoss intended), but neither of them seem all that exciting. It isn’t that I don’t like them, it’s just that they aren’t as interesting to me as others might be. They’re cool and all, but they aren’t the big draws as far as I’m concerned.

Now, if this dealership was having Chumlee or the Old Man, that would be an entirely different story. I’d totally go to a car dealership I had no interest in if I could meet Chumlee or the Old Man. Are they better people than Rick or Big Hoss? No, but they seem like a lot more fun.

So, I’m sorry Rick (and Big Hoss). I’m not trying to bash you here, but I just don’t want to go to a car dealership for this. You’re an interesting guy and all, but you’re nowhere near as funny as Chumlee or your dad (especially if I could get your dad to grump at me).