I don't understand why people follow me on Twitter

I woke up this morning to see that I'd gained two twitter followers. This happens from time to time, but this morning I thought I'd remark on the severe contrast between the two:

The first, @Delegateze, looks like this:

The second, @Bri_Clark, looks like this:

Maybe they're both fans of my work? Maybe they're robots? I have no idea. Maybe they're best friends in the same apartment? I kind of want that to be true.