Ernest Hemingway gave me a blurb for my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON!
Hemingway said, “As long as you’re here, pass the shotgun.”So I've been time traveling for several months now, collecting blurbs from dead writers for my sci-fi time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON.
But Hemingway's shotgun blurb is going right on my back cover!
It is absolutely not true that I am responsible for Hemingway's suicide. All I did was hand him the shotgun (and then leave quickly). OK, yeah, I did load it for him. What? You're charging me now? Assisted suicide? You've gotta be kidding me! OK, maybe I did mention that Hemingway's eBooks weren't selling worth a damn in 2013, so what? And it's important to the time-space continuum that I not alter the past! We know Hemingway shot himself! What? I was supposed to CHANGE the past??
OK, yeah, I did bring the shotgun shells with me…
Published on May 26, 2013 17:28