Someone set the Surreal-o-Matic to "Overload" Tonight

Consider:

I had nine things I can't talk about happen at work today.
Melinda's My Little Ponies are apparently moving of their own accord.
There is an unexplained Everclear CD in my office closet.
and Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber just crashed my Firefox.

Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, mama*.





*It's a John Lennon reference, people. Honest.