Maybelle’s After-Hours Disco Bar and Grill
I’m talkin’ ’bout Maybelle’s after hours disco bar and grill.
The ribs are succulent.
The pig feet are divine.
With any order you get your choice of free beer or wine.
Just go straight down Washington Street,
Cross over Martin Luther King,
Right behind Tabernacle Church
Maybelle’s can be seen.
Now down at Maybelle’s they got their own fashion rules.
Listen up girls and I’ll tell you what to do.
Now the ladies mostly sport a fashion wig or at least some type of weave.
The women wear tight-fitting skirts that stop well above the knee.
Get yourself some spiked high heels—or some platforms will do.
Lord, the men at Maybelle’s will be all over you.
Now guys, at Maybelle’s, wearing a suit is what you want to do.
But please don’t show up at Maybelle’s wearing brown, black or blue.
Yellow, purple and red are some colors that the men sport around.
Maybelle’s men may not have all their teeth but they are the hottest dressers and best lovers in town.
I’m talkin’ ’bout Maybelle’s after hours disco bar and grill.
The ribs are succulent.
The pig feet are divine.
With any order you get your choice of free beer or wine.
Just go straight down Washington Street,
Cross over Martin Luther King,
Right behind Tabernacle Church
Maybelle’s can be seen.
It is right next to Lee Roy’s Check Cash and Pawn and Loan.
Right across the street from where you pay to get your phone back on.
Now make sure you bring a handkerchief or napkin up in there.
You gon’ need it when you start to sweat cause Maybelle’s ain’t got no air.
Girls, make sure your sugar daddy has cashed his pay.
Cause Maybelle don’t take no credit cards and no checks — no way.
At least once a month if you are at Maybelle’s chillin’,
You gon’ have to go down to the courthouse to testify about a killin’.
The chalk outlines all over the floor add a flare to Maybelle’s design.
But other than a few shootins’ and stabbins’ Maybelle’s don’t have no crime.
I’m talkin’ ’bout Maybelle’s after hours disco bar and grill.
The ribs are succulent.
The pig feet are divine.
With any order you get your choice of free beer or wine.
Just go straight down Washington Street,
Cross over Martin Luther King,
Right behind Tabernacle Church
Maybelle’s can be seen.
Whatever you are into,
You can get into at Maybelle’s.
Whatever you groove to,
You can groove to it at Maybelle’s.
The DJ at Maybelle’s spins the funkiest blues.
That music will have you dancin’ right out of your shoes.
No heavy drugs are allowed in the spot
But you can smoke your cigarettes and maybe a little pot.
I’m talkin’ ’bout Maybelle’s after hours disco bar and grill.
The ribs are succulent.
The pig feet are divine.
With any order you get your choice of free beer or wine.
Just go straight down Washington Street,
Cross over Martin Luther King,
Right behind Tabernacle Church
Maybelle’s can be seen.
~ WB
