Facebook Makes Me Sad

I have been thinking about this for a long time but have hesitated to say anything for several reasons:
I don’t want to end up writing some ridiculous manifesto that will make me look like a tit when I don’t live up to itI really don’t need to DO anything, because I am already doing it; there is no need to tell anyone about itIT is sort of complicatedBut none of these undeniably true arguments can keep me quiet; I need to say this in order to move on. (I’m an American; we’re keen on closure.)
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