Jane Austen Giggles Like A Little Girl And Writes On Strips Of Paper 2" Wide

Jane Austen gave me a blurb for my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON! Jane said…“Harv, you are a time traveler…you must be in need of a wife.”

So I time traveled back in time on the hope that my literary heroine Jane Austen would give me a blurb for my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON. But all Jane could think about was fixing me up with a friend of hers: “Harv, you are a time traveler…you must be in need of a wife.”

I tried to tell Jane that her novel PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, with its perky narrative and excessive dialogue and crisp immediate presentation had created the format for the modern novel which we still used in 2013 (and still in use in 2147 according to my other time travels; although the novels are not actually read in 2147 but implanted as firmware updates). I pleaded with her to use the same dialogue overdrive with playful narration for all her other novels, but Jane just blushed and said that her good friend Courtney was from a respectable family, and that Courty had specifically mentioned that time travelers make the best lovers.

Sadly, I am not married to Courtney. Of even greater sadness, Jane Austen failed to heed my advice for her subsequent novels.

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@hg47