&$#@$

Spent an afternoon stacking wood.  Not well, apparently.  Because when I took my daughter out to show her the progress made (she has a vested interest), I heard a tick…tick…tick noise.  She was leaning into the doorway visible in this photo.  When I heard the ticking, I realized it was the sound of the woodpile shifting.  "You better back up – I think the pile might fall," I said, and no sooner had I said it than the entire row came avalanching down and spilling out the doorway.  Just missed ...