spacegod:
I was watching Ancient Mysteries on The History…
I was watching Ancient Mysteries on The History Channel and reading a neo-platonic hermetic tantric sex manual by a Sumerian shaman when I tossed a handful of hensbane on the hotplate, inhaled the smoke, and slipped out of my fleshbucket, ending up precisely where I was afraid of:
…..in the midst of a mind-shattering mystery involving famous occultists, phrenology, a cult that secretly communicates by tightly binding and molding newborn infants’ soft skulls into topographical messages using a mystic hybrid of Tibetan, Chinese, Nepalese, and Sanskrit called Kali (“Skull Alphabet”) because the shapes of its characters are patterned after the cranial sutures of the human skull, three foreskins of Jesus,and space aliens who have been warning us of their presence with Post-it notes.
*click the pic for some shpongle ear and eyegasms*
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