"Next Week on The Bachelor"

"Next Week on The Bachelor":

NEW STORY BY MIRACLE JONES!

mraclejones:

“Every time a rooster in the pit screeched as a razor split its face or tore a tendon in its leg, Chris Harrison, host of television’s “The Bachelor” and also “The Bachelorette,” felt a wave of relaxation pass through his shoulders, sloughing off another layer of crystallized tension.”