Caption Competition!!!!!

Since this picture of my daft horse created quite a few giggles yesterday, I decided to do a caption competition. The prize, of course, will be an e-copy of "The Voice of the Land"
So, what do you think Trinny, the chestnut mare on the right, is saying to Merlin my pinto gelding on the left? Put it this way, she only had to put her ears back and he started moving. They love each other really but this is herd dynamics. Trinny is an ex-racehorse. Merlin is a mountain horse, so one presumes Trinny thinks she is a superior thoroughbred. Is she merely asking him for a kiss and he's gone all coy or is it something far more serious?
I will run the competition for three days and we'll see how many captions I get as to whether or not it goes to a vote.