Getting Dirty

Due to underwhelming sales, I’ve decided to remove my work
from circulation and turn my efforts toward a more profitable genre.  After doing some lazy and rather unreliable research,
I’ve discovered that erotica appears to draw considerably more readers than
horror and suspense, according to these guys on some forum I read.  As a result, the following changes have been
made: 




From now on, The Box will
be The Package and will be followed
by its sequels, Gilbert’s House, The Dimples of the Blonde, Rod Receives the Wood, and Secret of the Librarian.  I have also made improvements to my short
stories.  “The Man in the Fire,” after appropriate
changes, will now be “The Man in the Fireman’s Hat.”  “Jeremy Fell” is now “Jeremy Felt” and “Low
Tide” has become “Low Clyde.”  Also, “Children
in the Dark” has been changed to “Chillin’ in the Dark.”  With full credit to my clever wife, “The
Devil’s Walk” will hereby be re-titled “The Devil’s Banana.” 




“From Such Small Things” will keep its title. 




Also look forward to my brand new, full-length and frisky
adventure, Blushed.  Available soon. 




Thank you for understanding.




(I should probably confirm at this point that this is, in
fact, a joke and that I will not
actually be removing any of my current titles from publication and replacing
them with silly smut.  Otherwise, someone
out there will send me an angry
e-mail demanding that I deliver “The Devil’s Banana” promptly or be sued for
false advertising.)




Check out all my (real) titles at http://www.amazon.com/Brian-Harmon/e/B004YYT16W
and share this address with your friends. 
Don’t let this reality come to pass!