GDC and Suchlike

There are, I believe, five stages of GDC attendance.

Stage One: I'm at GDC!
Stage Two: I'm at GDC! Oh God, I hope I can get into the Microsoft party!
Stage Three: I'm at GDC! I must be a real pro, because I got an invite to the Microsoft party!
Stage Four: What night is the Microsoft party again?
Stage Five: Wait, the Microsoft party was last night?

(I kid, I kid. It's a great party.)

Another GDC is in the books. What happened? Not much sleep. Unfortunately, all of my writing-themed programming was ...