Messages from the gods

Came into Witchcraft Ltd this morning to find that Phineas the strange small cat has gleefully knocked all the business cards off the counter and spread them over the floor, in the manner of strange small cats first thing in the morning.

There is also a little bowl of 'goddess messages' on the counter (small slips of card with the name of a goddess and a one-line message for your day).

Phineas had not knocked the bowl over, but one of the cards was on the floor. When I picked it up, it read '...