I Am Not a Serial Killer: The Boardgame

I have come to accept that no one will ever make a game based on my books. They just don't lend themselves to it, in any genre, although I suppose a How to Host a Murder set in the Clayton mortuary could be interesting. This saddens me, because I am a raging game geek, the kind who answers questions like "what do you want for Christmas?" with "here's the relatively small list of games I don't own yet." I play everything, from board games to card games to roleplaying games to tabletop...