10 Simple steps on how to look like a writer
1. Stop brushing your hairWriters don't have time for such controversial things, like aesthetics!
2. Don't get out of bedJust wake up, roll over, and grab your laptop!
3. Carry a notebook everywhere with youTo write down all of your genius ideas!
4. Wear big glassesSo everyone knows how smart you are, and that you read a lot.
5. Scarves. At least 4 at a time.Us writers love our layers. Right?
6. Write in a public place, like a park or coffee shop.Because your not a real writer unless someone sees you writing. 7. Become an alcoholicWriters are deep, dark and depressed. So naturally, we are alcoholics.
8. Knitted beanie to cover your bed hair.Whack a hat over that messy do!
9. Say poetic things to make ladies swoon.Brush up on your poetry, and tell bitches your a writer.
10. Spend most of your day playing computer games instead of actually writing.This is just something I end up doing anyway.
2. Don't get out of bedJust wake up, roll over, and grab your laptop!
3. Carry a notebook everywhere with youTo write down all of your genius ideas!
4. Wear big glassesSo everyone knows how smart you are, and that you read a lot.
5. Scarves. At least 4 at a time.Us writers love our layers. Right?
6. Write in a public place, like a park or coffee shop.Because your not a real writer unless someone sees you writing. 7. Become an alcoholicWriters are deep, dark and depressed. So naturally, we are alcoholics.
8. Knitted beanie to cover your bed hair.Whack a hat over that messy do!
9. Say poetic things to make ladies swoon.Brush up on your poetry, and tell bitches your a writer.
10. Spend most of your day playing computer games instead of actually writing.This is just something I end up doing anyway.
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