Yeah, I am doing a fundraiser.

I’m not sure how much you could say I am a runner. I can do a 5K in 36 minutes if I have been properly encouraged, and yeah, that’s not the optimum time for someone my age, but dammit, I run.

Okay, SO.

I have managed to somehow finagle two friends into run/walking the Pittsburgh Jingle Bell 5K with me on December 8th. It’s also a fundraiser for arthritis, by which I mean I guess we’re raising money to cure it, and not to cause more if it. Unlike widows and orphans, no one need more arthritis,...