A Particular Procrastination

I am SUCH a procrastinator.

This is not a surprise to anyone who knows me well. I get a big rush from plowing all my energy into things at the last minute. It's intoxicating. I think I'm probably an amateur adrenalin junkie. You won't find me on thrill rides at amusement parks, or jumping out of airplanes. I'm not into extreme sports. But I do like a low-key, constant buzz of--what is it? Energy? The Life Force? Microscopic buzz saws in my blood? Yes, maybe that.

I toyed with the idea of having...