Red Ring Of Death = Eye of Sauron

Last year, our 360 conked out in the middle of a party. Being a conscientious host, I went out to get a replacement. (Seriously. When you consider the price differential between the cost of the appetizers and a refurb 360 from Gamestop, it's not as big as you'd think.) Along with the replacement, I got the Product Protection Plan, which Gamestop tells you is for one year but actually is for two.

Fast forward about three weeks. The replacement 360 dies. I take it back to Gamestop to exercise t...