Things You Probably Should Not Combine In One Weekend

In no particular order:
SnowPound cake (homemade)The Drive-By TruckersGood BBQZardozHats (multiple)Some random dude getting the holy hell pounded out of him with a flashlightNeti pots, and the use thereofFurnitureVenetian blind installationFancy hard ciderStoned blonde woman with anime eyesFoofy pink liquor ("X") combined with foofy green liquor ("Tyku") that comes in a light-up bottlePowerpointA flea marketShiny rocksDimetrodonCarl Perkins' CadillacYou have been warned.