Matt by Mitt: 3 + 7 = Bacon

Romney’s tax plan is so idiotic even Fox News says it’s mathematically impossible. Bloomberg, Moody’s– they’re all piling on.  You’d be forgiven for thinking Romney hasn’t mastered basic math.

But, it’s not true. Romney can add…to 270, and he’ll do and say anything get there. As Katrina vanden Heuvel of the Washington Post says: “He was for a woman’s right to choose before he was against it. He was for tax cuts for the rich before he was against them. He was for – no, he wrote – health reform before he was against it … before he was for the parts that everybody liked. This isn’t a platform — it’s a punchline.” Multiple-Choice-Mitt doesn’t have a problem with math so much as its selective application.  Either that or he believes in magic. I’m not sure which, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he said he’d nominate Gandalf to be the Secretary of the department of Alchemy and Pseudoscience. ***Don’t miss Romney’s Greatest Hits!Romney v. Jesus, a tale of the tapeRomney: More positions than the Kama SutraGods are people, my friendRomney campaign’s top 5 retroactive changesRomney can’t help himself, it’s geneticIt’s not a triple if you’re born on third base