Last Week’s Tweets

I don't want to speak too soon but I think I just wrote a book in 4 days… (may retract that statement after read-through though) #
Trying to convince my brain that he's not tired but he's not having any if it.

Stupid brain. #
I swear those "Automatic Doors", that actually only open if you press a button, were put on this planet to cause me public embarrassment. #
Definitely. Me too.

“@xsophenia: To actually see the northern lights – new item on my bucket list” #
Sainsburys: stating the obvious http://t.co/FTvsxuWS #
How often do others write tweets, then delete them in fear of sounding like a nob?

Or is it just me?

(& yes, I know, it isn't working) #
Toads.

You can't lick em.

You can't wear them in your head.

What's the point?

(That wasn't a poem) #

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