Snowpocalypse Estimate Revised Upward...

...after the 45 minute drive into work. (Normal drive time: 12 minutes).

Number of idiots going full throttle on ice who passed me on the way in: 8
Number of idiots going full throttle on ice who passed me on the way in who were driving sports cars: 6
Number of yeti spotted roaming the frozen Carolina countryside: Sadly, 0.