I Have Stalkers… Isn’t that Cute

It has come to my attention that certain people read my blog and Facebook posts religiously, to follow my activity and writings… not so much out of enjoyment, but because they themselves are bitter and angry at my success and happiness.

It’s cute, really. Except the people aren’t. They’re short and pale and ugly, untalented trolls (no, they aren’t ex-girlfriends). And I find it incredibly hilarious they spend so much time devouring everything I write when I haven’t given them a second thought.

I have some advice for them – keep reading… because my life is only going to get better. I think Tyler Durden said it best when he said…

“All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.”

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