How did we ever manage to find each other in supermarkets before the invention of the mobile phone?
#There once was a man named Joe Tissit,
He was kind of dull and average,
Not too much to say about him really,
He…
http://t.co/Uzl6RhNu #A lion spotted in Essex?!! How did I not know about this?! It's insane! LIONS DON'T HAVE SPOTS!!!!!
#But I still use the mobile phone as a last resort. I hunt & search through the supermarket & THEN I phone-
"Where ARE you???!!!! Grrrr!"
#Not only is it one of my favourite books, but the audiobook is also brilliant (listened to it for 5th time today) – The Princess Bride
#I don't get it. If you're parked in this space and read that sign then surely it should begin "Screw you for not…"
http://t.co/tHj05GhE #Theo was jealous of the attention Matilda was getting when she fell over. So he head-butted the floor and came running for cuddles.
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Published on September 03, 2012 02:00