Why men should be fighting to date me:

According to this Match.com article, there are many things about women that men secretly can't resist. Most of these things are quirks that women would assume would be turn-offs.

Here are the top six and how they relate to me:

1. He loves that you indulge at dinnertime.
I'm Italian... it would be an insult not to indulge. Of course, I'm not sure if they mean indulging on any dinner course in particular or on all of them, including the antipasto...

2. He loves your occasional outbursts.
Again... I'm Italian. Also I'm from Brooklyn and I'm most comfortable getting my hands dirty and working with guys. Outbursts happen.

3. He loves that you aren’t a neat freak.
I'm definitely not a neat freak. I'm not a slob either. I'm cluttery, but I know where everything is.

4. He loves your extra padding.
Good, because it's not going anywhere. I don't plan on losing all of my softness, and my hips and chest are staying put.
My arms, meanwhile...

5. He’s fascinated by your knowledge of the things you’re passionate about.
Get me talking about mythology (both ancient and modern), mystery fiction, history, urban legends... and then just sit back and enjoy!

6. He loves a good head rub from you.
I give amazing 'healing massages'. I can't call it reflexology, because I was not trained in the skill, but I can massage away the pain in the muscles and in the aura.

Oh well...