Peanut butter super hero

Today the Crystal lady was in great distress (although not willing to miss her train) because she had dropped a container of freshly made organic peanut butter on the train tracks. I leapt in to help like the hero station host I am. Although these days railway employees are forbidden to enter the Pit (this is the evocative name we rail types use for the area of train track between the platforms
) I do have a Scoopy Thing. This thing, which is a plastic milk bottle cut in half and attached to a pole, created by some great hero station officer of times past, enables me to fish all kinds of things mostly mobile phones safely out of the Pit.
The ST performed admirably but to be honest, I’m not sure the Crystal Lady will want the peanut butter as the jar has a big germ emitting crack in it. Still that’s her decision for tomorrow.
My job - making the world safe for peanut butter!!!!