GaryView: Real Vampires Don't Diet by Gerry Bartlett

Gary: Well, that much is correct. They don't.
Lissa:.... Is that all you have to say?
Gary: I wish the retractable fangs bit was true. That would make things less awkward.
Lissa: I don't really notice them until you smile.
Gary: The guy at the DVD shop noticed them once and asked if my dentist could do it for him as well.
<pause> People are strange.
Lissa: True. The vampire hunter in the book was a bit obsessive.
Gary: They are, as a rule.
Lissa: There really are vampire hunters?
Gary: Not so much in Aus