Putting the XXX in the Summer Olympics

I haven't really been following the Olympics, mainly because I don't like to watch sports, I like to play them. I've never understood what anyone get's from watching someone else play. It's kind of like watching someone else have sex…no…wait a minute.

Anyway, I loved the opening ceremonies of the Summer Olympics, and thought Kenneth Branagh did a great job as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, although I'm still not sure what Lincoln had to do with the forging of the One Ring.

As for my wife, Pen, as soon as she found out figure skating wasn't part of the Summer Olympics--don't ask--she lost interest.