You Know You've Made It When You Become Grocery Store Talk

"I googled it, Sir"~BrieIf you have read Brie Practices Her Oral Skills , then you know the humorous line, "I googled it, Sir," spoken by Brie in front of the panel of trainers. We have joked on my FB page that it would be fun if women everywhere knew the meaning it and used that line with others. It would be like our secret code...

I never really thought it would happen until one of my fans, Victoria Webster, shared a story with me last night. Rather than retell it, I will repost it in her own words:


Just now in the grocery store...
Friend #1: I can't believe you read that stuff!
Friend #2: 50 shades is not smut!
#1: Yes, it is!
#2: it's like a manual. John and I have never been so adventurous!
#1: is that why you need lube? you are going to hell!
#2: more like the red room of pain.
Me: giggling...
#2: really, the ideas are endless. And I found this new author who is better! It's this story about this girl named Brie...
#1: I don't want to know.
# 2: I mean I couldn't put it down. I read the whole thing in one night.
Me: I googled it, sir!
#2: high fives me and hysterical laughter ensues.
#1: saunters off to the meats.
I never thought that Brie (much less the line "I googled it, Sir.") would actually become common chatter at a grocery store. That signifies true success to this little indie author!
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Published on July 27, 2012 06:15
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message 1: by Vickie (new)

Vickie I love it! It makes me laugh all over again!


message 2: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Me too, girl! My hubby was so impressed. (grins)


message 3: by Ann (new)

Ann Channell That is our new quote for everything, I googled it , sir

I love it! Victoria is my friend/ co worker n we have shared your books with all and everyone loves them!
Can't wait for the next book!


message 4: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Ann, that is so awesome! Thanks for passing on the phrase. Love it, love it! :)

~Red


message 5: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Ann wrote: "That is our new quote for everything, I googled it , sir

I love it! Victoria is my friend/ co worker n we have shared your books with all and everyone loves them!
Can't wait for the next book!"


I am getting close, Ann! About to write the final scene for number seven. Then we just have to get through the editing process. :)

Long live "I googled it, Sir!"


message 6: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Elizabeth wrote: "'Saunters off to the meats' - I'll bet they don't mind dunking the beef... :-)"

Elizabeth... you naughty girl!


message 7: by Kimberly (new)

Kimberly I also just told my neighbor about the Brie series and she is reading them now :)


message 8: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Well, thank you very much, Kimberly! Considering the topic of Brie, that can be an eye-opening experience for neighbors - that or you realize you have a lot more in common than you think. (grin)


message 9: by Kimberly (new)

Kimberly Well we have alot in common! We cant get together without talking about certain topics lol


message 10: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Kimberly wrote: "Well we have alot in common! We cant get together without talking about certain topics lol"

I love those kind of friends/neighbors! ~Red


message 11: by Kimberly (new)

Kimberly Yes when we all get together we always end up talking about that stuff...even the guys get into the convo...lol :)


Kelly| Just Another Horror Reader Love this story, Red! ;)


message 13: by Red (new)

Red Phoenix Kelly wrote: "Love this story, Red! ;)"

I know! I can just imagine you and me high-fiving in the store after a well-placed, "I googled it, Sir." :)


Kelly| Just Another Horror Reader Red wrote: "Kelly wrote: "Love this story, Red! ;)"

I know! I can just imagine you and me high-fiving in the store after a well-placed, "I googled it, Sir." :)"


That would be so cool!


message 15: by Juanita (new)

Juanita I've got to go food shopping at different stores. Never hear anything like at Aldi's or Walmart. Great story Lady Red. Who knows where " I googled It, Sir " will end up....???


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