So there I am, working in Caught! and finding that I need to create a message from the villain. The snag is that this villain is no James Moriarty but a computer programmer with poor skills in written English. No problem, I hear you cry: all I have to do is look at so many of the comments on the internet for inspiration.
I did that and having concocted the message I started typing it into a word-processor. It proved to be the devil's own job; the computer insisted on correcting my deliberate mistakes and I had to keep going back to uncorrect them.
It makes you wonder, in a world where even a browser has a spell-checker, how do people make such a hash of their language?