awesome

Remember that surgery I was supposed to have tomorrow to have my meniscus repaired that was going to be outpatient with a few weeks of recovery?

That was going to be awesome.

Instead, I get another cadaver tendon screwed in where my ACL is supposed to be and rehab/physical therapy until Christmas! It’s like I won the lottery!

Except instead of millions of dollars cash I get to be violated with a weathered baseball bat to the crooning symphony of Toby Keith putting pseudo racist lyrics to the Star Wars theme in a room full of dirty diapers collected from a colony of incontinent vegans.

Metaphorically speaking of course.

Awesome.