Upon Due Reflection...

Certain moments remind you of the utter absurdity of modern life.

The moment tonight when I found myself at the bottom of my sister's driveway in the middle of the night, toting (among other things) two live frogs, a container of pasta bolognese, and a survey history of the influence of the occult in politics written by a guy who played guitar for Blondie? Definitely one of them.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. But I'm not sure a moment like that can ever actually be planned. And if it is, ...