A story too good not to tell...

Let me set the scene… 10 year old in the shower, me at the sink brushing my teeth….

“Dad, can I do a golden shower?” - my son

“Um, what?!” - me

“Can I do a golden shower?” - my son

“Um, what?!” - me

“Ya know, I gotta pee. Can I just do it in here or do you want me to get out and do it? A golden shower…” - my son

“…….” - me

“Dad?” - my son

“No and that is NOT called a golden shower.” - me

“What’s it called then?” - my son

“It’s called get out of the damn shower and go to the bathroom before you get in there next time.” - me