Ever get a phrase stuck in your head...

…and you just can’t get it out? You keep saying it for no reason, it keeps creeping it’s way into your conversations and somehow becomes your new go-to response for everything until you notice it then it just starts pissing you off so much that every time you hear yourself say it you want to stop and punch yourself in the throat for doing it yet again?

Then you start noticing other people’s catch phrases and you wonder if they want to do the same thing every time they say “you know what I mean?” or “that’s what I’m saying” or “totally” or even “like”…

What would happen if everyone started doing that? Just punching themselves in the face every time that one annoying habitual phrase snuck out between the subject and verb? We’d have a lot of people walking around with bloody knuckles and taped up noses but audibly the world would be a much more pleasant place to carry on a conversation.

I think I need to just say it a thousand times today to get it out of my system. I’m going to start putting it into every sentence in hopes of mass overloading the system and purging the valve until I’m over the hump and this can just be a funny little post about nothing.

That or start punching myself in the face.

Hopefully by tomorrow I’ll have this phrase out of my head and I won’t have to punish myself every time I say “anal fisting”.

Anal fisting. Anal fisting. Anal fisting.