How To Be Old – A Beginner’s Guide! (21)

Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…

If you’re old get a new high back chair
And stair lifts to get up your stair
You shouldn’t be seen
Clad bright neon green
Glued to railings to protest that you care!

Eleanor Swift-Hook

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Published on November 24, 2025 01:00
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