Kudos to The Little Guy Doing Deep Learning

This goofy poem formed in my head after I saw a tweet about Tesla’s clusterAI-generated image (craiyon)

Kudos to the little guy doing deep learning
My, my, such a passion that just keeps on burning,

He runs that poor model on a small GPU
And dreams of the day he will have a whole slew,

When one million neurons will grow to one trillion
And joyfully dwell in a great big pavilion,

So many biases, so many weights
Such havoc they’ll wreak — jubilant dire straits!

Oh my dear little guy — train that small net
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