Chestnuts Roasting on an Open…Eye

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open…Eye
 bouncy
Category: Writing and Poetry

I've encountered an unusual problem this holiday season. Playing host to my family (sixteen people) is both a pleasure…and a pain. I've discovered it's impossible to write with children in the house.
I was in the middle of writing a big sex scene when my niece sidled up to me.
"Whatcha doin' Uncle AJ?"
I quickly closed the file. Dammit. The scene was really hot, too.
I have no idea how my married friends with...